{"product_id":"if-you-can-read-this-snacks-are-gone-charcuterie-board","title":"“If You Can Read This” Snacks Are Gone Charcuterie Board","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis board tells the truth we’re all thinking. When the snacks are gone, the party’s over.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"list-inside list-disc whitespace-normal [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;li]:ps-6\" data-streamdown=\"unordered-list\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.1); margin: -4.8px 0px -6.4px; padding: 0px; list-style: inside none; --tw-space-y-reverse: 0; margin-block: 0px 16px; outline-color: rgb(0, 100, 212); outline-width: 2px; white-space: normal; padding-inline-start: 1.65em; color: rgb(17, 17, 18); font-family: optimisticAI, 'optimisticAI Fallback', Optimistic, system-ui, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: normal; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial;\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-1 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:inline\" data-streamdown=\"list-item\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.1); margin: -3.2px 0px -1.6px; padding: 0px; outline-color: rgb(0, 100, 212); outline-width: 2px; padding-block: 4px; padding-inline-start: 0.25em; position: relative;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" data-streamdown=\"strong\"\u003eDesign \u0026amp; Material\u003c\/span\u003e: Large round acacia wood board with natural grain variation and a sturdy handle. Deep laser engraving features a leafy wreath border framing the text\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-1 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:inline\" data-streamdown=\"list-item\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.1); margin: 0.1em 0px -1.6px; padding: 0px; outline-color: rgb(0, 100, 212); outline-width: 2px; padding-block: 4px; padding-inline-start: 0.25em; position: relative;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" data-streamdown=\"strong\"\u003eEngraving\u003c\/span\u003e: Reads “IF YOU CAN READ THIS” at the top, “SNACKS ARE GONE” bold across the center, and “IT’S TIME TO GO HOME” at the bottom. Funny, blunt, and perfect for hosts with no patience for lingering\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-1 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:inline\" data-streamdown=\"list-item\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.1); margin: 0.1em 0px -1.6px; padding: 0px; outline-color: rgb(0, 100, 212); outline-width: 2px; padding-block: 4px; padding-inline-start: 0.25em; position: relative;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" data-streamdown=\"strong\"\u003eFunction\u003c\/span\u003e: Use it as a charcuterie board, serving tray, or pizza paddle. Hang it on the wall as kitchen decor when not in use. The hole in the handle makes storage easy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-1 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:inline\" data-streamdown=\"list-item\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.1); margin: 0.1em 0px -1.6px; padding: 0px; outline-color: rgb(0, 100, 212); outline-width: 2px; padding-block: 4px; padding-inline-start: 0.25em; position: relative;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" data-streamdown=\"strong\"\u003eSize \u0026amp; Price\u003c\/span\u003e: Oversized round board with handle, tagged at $35. Food-safe finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-1 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:inline\" data-streamdown=\"list-item\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.1); margin: 0.1em 0px -1.6px; padding: 0px; outline-color: rgb(0, 100, 212); outline-width: 2px; padding-block: 4px; padding-inline-start: 0.25em; position: relative;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" data-streamdown=\"strong\"\u003eVibe\u003c\/span\u003e: Farmhouse meets funny. Great housewarming gift, hostess gift, or for that friend who always eats everything and stays too long. Pairs perfectly with your Firewalker hot sauces and Buffalo Trace lamp for a full “bar + snacks” corner\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Sweet Southern Gals","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50049354531039,"sku":null,"price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0641\/8074\/8511\/files\/80220997370__387007FB-92D0-43B3-AD5A-2ECDDF363486.heic?v=1780693716","url":"https:\/\/www.sweetsoutherngals.com\/products\/if-you-can-read-this-snacks-are-gone-charcuterie-board","provider":"Sweet Southern Gals","version":"1.0","type":"link"}